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Stoned Gorilla King

Once upon a time, in the year 1994, a 13-year-old boy named D faced the harsh realities of the law. Arrested for growing cannabis, and again, three weeks later for possession of illicit substances, he found himself confined under house arrest from 13 until he was 18 years old. It was not the most auspicious start for someone who would later be known as the Stoned Gorilla King, a moniker he would earn through his deep and enduring passion for the remarkable cannabis plant, and the fact people say he’s built like a gorilla.

Emerging from his tribulations with renewed vigor, D rekindled his passion for cannabis cultivation in 2010. His ambition was not simply to grow the plant, but to master the science of its genetics, create top-tier strains, and share the healing and enlightening properties of cannabis with the world.

In 2013, destiny led him to cross paths with The Rev of Kingdom Organic Seeds, a seasoned cultivator who would become a guiding light in D’s journey. Under The Rev’s mentorship, D honed his skills, learning the intricacies of cannabis genetics and the art of breeding potent strains.

Adopting an approach rooted in sustainability and quality, D began using Gaia Green Dry Fertilizers, Rootwise Inoculants, and purified well water to nourish his plants. The results were nothing short of extraordinary. His diligent efforts and innovative techniques led to the creation of acclaimed strains like Senzu Bean and Prince Vegeta, potent hybrids that garnered rave reviews from cannabis enthusiasts.

But D’s role didn’t stop at cultivation. He also took on the responsibility of maintaining the servers at, showcasing his versatility and commitment to the cannabis industry.

Today, D, the Stoned Gorilla King, stands at the helm of Stoned Gorillas with over two decades of cannabis cultivation experience. He takes immense pride in his work and the quality of his seeds, even offering a germination guarantee to all his valued customers, a testament to his confidence in his cultivation techniques and the quality of his seeds.